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Monday, May 4, 2015
Through the Keyhole - April 2015
APRIL 2015 Through the Keyhole
Informative & Interesting... not your everyday company newsletter.
Spring has Sprung...
spring. The clocks have moved ahead giving us more sunlight at the end
of the day (making it difficult to wake in the darkness) and March
Madness is in full swing. Easter is just around the corner and April
flowers will bring May flowers. My how time flies.
Also, Chicago baseball looks to be brighter than years past. The
Cubs have an over/under of 82.5 which means that "experts" have set the
amount of wins the team will post to just over 82. Out of 162 games,
that is slightly above .500. The White Sox are set at 81.5. Hey, WE'LL
TAKE it no matter which side of town you root for.
Last month's winner of the "guess the location" game was Rusty Knutz who guessed the Rock of Gibraltar...Way to go Rusty.
now for a new picture above- Can you guess where it is by looking
through the keyhole? "The iconic symbol of this city is a place where
the fat lady has sung (literally) and home to crazy accents, legions of
criminal forefathers and interesting animal species."
answers will be given recognition but half the fun is trying to figure
it out. The correct answer will be revealed in the subsequent issue.
Good luck and have fun.
As always, send any items you think are newsworthy, interesting or just plain odd to email@example.com
Gibraltar - Keyhole Answer
rock is a monolithic promontory. People refer to something that is
very safe and firm as being as solid as this place. Famously,
Prudential makes its trademark out of this location."
is a British Overseas Territory located on the southern end of the
Iberian Peninsula at the entrance to the Mediterranean. It is only 2.3
sq.mi. and home to only 30,000 Gibraltarians. The economy is based
largely on tourism, online gambling, financial services and shipping.
This place is the last known holdout of Neanderthals, and one of the Pillars of Hercules.
official language of Gibraltar is English although most people speak
Spanish as well with the proximity to Spain. 78% of all people here are
Roman Catholic with other religions widely represented.
Interesting Facts: 1. Gibraltar is a British territory, although it has been a point of contention with Spain since forever.
2. The population of Gibraltar is about 30,000, so rumors spread quickly.
Most people in Gibraltar speak English, although members of the older
generation are often bilingual in Spanish and speak “Spanglish” at home.
4. Gibraltarians consider themselves to be culturally British, rather than culturally Spanish.
5. To American ears Gibraltarians sound more or less British.
6. A lot of people who work in the shops are actually from Spain.
7. Gibraltar is one of the richest countries in the world and has an excellent education system.
8. Gibraltarian and British children who live in Spain cross the border by foot each day to attend school in Gibraltar.
9. The government of Gibraltar pays to send its students to university in the United Kingdom. Where I’m sure they send them.
10. Although there is currently no university in the territory, plans for a University of Gibraltar are in the works.
Gibraltar has a very religiously diverse population. Spanish and
British influence brought Catholicism and Protestantism to Gibraltar
respectively. The territory’s proximity to Morocco accounts for the
large Muslim population, and Gibraltar is also home to many Jews whose
ancestors fled south following the Spanish Inquisition. There is also a
small Hindu population and a Hindu temple.
12. Gibraltar uses the pound (although many stores also accept the Euro). However, their money says Gibraltar on it.
Gibraltar celebrates National Day on September 10th. Each year they
release 30,000 red and white balloons – one for every citizen.
Yes that is a road crossing the Airport. To the north is Spain.
The Traditional Polish Easter Basket - "Swieconka"- REPEAT
since I was a little kid, my late Polish Grandmother would prepare a
beautiful basket filled with items that are symbolic of different things
in Christian life. I always enjoyed taking the basket over to church
on Holy Saturday (the day before Easter) and having it blessed by the
Priest. Although we could eat the food items the next day, we mostly had
the basket for display only.
You may see people both Polish
and non-Polish gathering at Catholic Churches for this activity on Holy
Saturday. Now you know the story behind it. It is a very nice
tradition and as a kid, helps to display some symbols as Christians
around the world celebrate Easter.
Items contained in the Easter Basket: Maslo (Butter) - This dairy product is often
shaped into a lamb (Baranek Wielkanocny) or a cross. This reminds us of
the good will of Christ that we should have towards all things.
Babka (Easter Bread) - A round or long loaf topped with a cross or a fish, symbolic of Jesus, who is the Bread of Life.
Chrzan (Horseradish) - Symbolic of the Passion of Christ still in our minds.
Jajka (Eggs) and Pisanki (decorated with symbols of Easter, of life, of prosperity) - Indicates new life and Christ's Resurrection from the tomb.
Kielbasa (Sausage) - A sausage product, symbolic of God's favor and generosity.
Szynka (Ham) - Symbolic of great joy and abundance. Some prefer
lamb or veal. The lamb also reminds Christians that the Risen Christ is
the "Lamb of God."
Slonina (Smoked Bacon) - A symbol of the overabundance of God's mercy and generosity.
Sol (Salt) - A necessary element in our physical life. Symbolic
of prosperity and justice and to remind us that people are the flavor of
Ser (Cheese) - Symbolic of the moderation Christians should have at all times.
Candle - Represents Christ as the Light of the World.
Colorful Ribbons and Sprigs of Greenery - are attached to the basket as signs of joy and new life in the season of spring and in celebration of the Resurrection.
Linen Cover - drawn over the top of the basket which is ready for
the priest's visit to the home or the trip to church where it is joined
with the baskets of others to await the blessing. The food is then set
aside and enjoyed on Easter Sunday.
“We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 ‘apple watch’ as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.”
You had ONE job.
1. Name something you'd do tonight if the world was coming to an end tomorrow. "Get the kids and pack."
2. During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant? "September."
3. Name a reason for kneeling. "To be beheaded."
4. Name a famous or fictional Willy. "Willy the Pooh."
5. Name something you open other than a door. "Bowels."
6. Name something you squeeze. "Peanut butter."
7. Name a famous Dick. "Carrot."
8. Name a boy mentioned in nursery rhymes. "Little Red Riding-Hood."
9. Name something you hit when it's not working. "Your spouse."
10. Name something associated with Liverpool. "The yellow brick road."
11. Name a body part beginning with the letter N. "Name."
12. Name a famous bridge. "Bridge Over Troubled Water."
13. Name a domesticated animal. "Leopard."
14. Name a famous brother and sister. "Bonnie and Clyde."
15. Name something you do in the bathroom. "Decorate."
16. Name something that comes in 7s. "Fingers."
17. Name a city named after a president. "Carson City."
18. Name something slippery. "A con man."
19. Name something orange. "A banana."
"Wife Discovers Browsing History" circa 1576 unknown artist
The Secret Tripod in Every House
In low light, you run the risk of taking blurry photos. That’s just the way it is.
because a camera’s shutter has to stay open long enough to soak up
enough light — and while it’s open, anything that moves becomes blurry.
That goes for the camera, too: If it moves even slightly, the whole
picture comes out blurry.
what tripods fix. But when you’re at a school function, or just bopping
through life in general, carrying around a tripod is silly.
can use the environment to stabilize your camera: Find a big,
stationary object that you can use to prop it (or your arms) against: a
door frame, a tree, a wall, a car, a piece of furniture.
But there’s also a tripod in just about every room in every house in the world. The threads at the top of a typical lamp —
where the lampshade screws on — precisely fit the tripod mount
underneath your camera. Remove the lampshade, screw the camera on, and
presto: You’ve got a rock-steady indoor tripod. You're welcome.
do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store
to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
A Deadbolt you can open with your phone
A few days ago, Apigy, Inc., a company out of Mountain View, California,
announced the lauch of a deadbolt you could unlock by swiping your
phone. The Lockitron Bolt connects to your phone through its app that
sends a signal through the internet to unlock or lock it.
personally like the kind of lock that you can simply enter a code right
on the door. Having to use my smartphone, rely upon electricity, wifi
and the internet seems like too much... See the best selling deadbolts HERE
Clinton Portrait Scandal
Portrait Gallery/Business Insider Nelson Shanks' portrait of President
Bill Clinton with an arrow identifying a shadow the artist says is a
reference to the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Monica Lewinsky may have
literally cast a shadow over a portrait of President Bill Clinton that
is in the National Portrait Gallery.
In an interview with the
Philadelphia Daily News published Sunday, artist Nelson Shanks, who
painted the picture, said he sneaked a reference to the scandal over
Clinton's affair with Lewinsky into the portrait.
"The reality is
he's probably the most famous liar of all time. He and his
administration did some very good things, of course, but I could never
get this Monica thing completely out of my mind and it is subtly
incorporated in the painting," Shanks said.
According to Shanks, a
shadow visible next to Clinton in the portrait came from a blue dress
he placed on a mannequin near the canvas when it was being painted. The
artist said this was meant as a reference to the infamous dress Lewinsky
wore during one of her trysts with the president.
"If you look
at the left-hand side of it there's a mantle in the Oval Office and I
put a shadow coming into the painting and it does two things," Shanks
said. "It actually literally represents a shadow from a blue dress that I
had on a mannequin, that I had there while I was painting it, but not
when he was there. It is also a bit of a metaphor in that it represents a
shadow on the office he held, or on him."
Shanks also said
Clinton and his wife, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, were
aware of his scandal reference and wanted to hide the portrait.
so the Clintons hate the portrait," Shanks said. "They want it removed
from the National Portrait Gallery. They're putting a lot of pressure on
Bethany Bentley, head of communications and public
affairs at the National Portrait Gallery, told Business Insider the
Clintons had not asked to have the portrait taken down.
"That's not true. I can tell you that," Bentley said in a phone conversation.
said Shanks' picture was "currently not on view," but she attributed
this to the fact the gallery had about 55 paintings and photos of
Clinton that were continually rotated.
"It's been off view for a
little while and it's something that the Portrait Gallery rotates
through lots of portraits and photos of President Clinton," Bentley
said, adding, "right now, we have a long-term loan on view."
for Hillary Clinton, who is widely expected to be preparing a 2016
presidential bid, did not immediately respond to requests for comment on
this story from Business Insider.
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PERCEPTION OF TIME: Cleopatra lived closer to the building of Pizza Hut than the PYRAMIDS.
The Great Pyramid was built cerca 2560 BC,
while Cleopatra lived around 30 BC. The first Pizza Hut opened in 1958,
which is about 500 years closer. Oxford University is older than the Aztecs.
Teaching started in Oxford as early as 1096, and by 1249, the
University was officially founded. The Aztec civilization as we know it
began with the founding of Tenochtitlán in 1325.
The last time the Chicago Cubs won a World Series, women were not allowed to vote.
The infamous cold streak by the Chicago Cubs baseball team extends
back to 1908, when they won their second World Series. Women in the US
acquired the vote in 1920.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Classic Rack of Lamb
have been making rack of lamb like this for over 20 years (man am I
getting old). Over that time it is clear to me that the best place to
buy lamb is at Sam's Club or Costco. The price is easily 1/3 of what
you pay at a normal grocery store. When figuring out how much you need I
usually figure 3 ribs per adult (2 per child). Although you may like
mint jelly, if you do your rack of lamb like I do, you won't need it.
Rack of Lamb (preheat oven to 425)
Prepare the rub / paste:
finely chop 3 TBSP of garlic
finely chop a 3 TBSP of Fresh Rosemary
1/4 cup Kraft Parmesan Cheese
1/4 cup breadcrumbs
good olive oil
1 t salt
1 t pepper
Mix the dry ingredients together and add olive oil until you have a good paste
Sear the rack:
excessive layer of fat on the rack. You need some fat but not all of
it. In a dutch oven (or pan that can fit the rack(s) and can be used in
the oven), heat up some olive oil (just a little) until hot. Generously
kosher salt and pepper the rack on all sides. Place in pan and sear
top, bottom and sides. You only need a minute or two on each side.
Remove from pan and wipe pan out.
the rack with your rub sticking a layer of the mixture on all sides
(some of it will fall off). Place back in pan and cover the exposed
part of the rib bones with foil to keep them from burning. Insert a
meat thermometer in the center of the rack. Place the entire pan and
rack into the oven and cook until the thermometer reads rare (140
degrees). Remove from the oven and let the rack rest for 10 minutes.
Your finished rack will be medium rare (which is recommended). Carve.
Serve with mashed potatoes (or cauliflower), green beans, and carrots for a very good looking Easter plate.