Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Through the Keyhole - March 2023

 

 

Through the Keyhole

MAR 2023

Take a break from your day...

Not your typical company OR newsletter

 

 

 

"As the 4th largest city in its continent, the greater population is over 6.5 million. The city is ethnically diverse, the costs and taxes are high but the people are delightful."

Can you guess the location?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

March Madness is Here!

 

March is supposed to come in like a lion and go out like a lamb.  However, this year the groundhog may have been right and we got off the hook easy this year.  I know my snowplower is happy as he won the snowplow bet this year... I pay for the whole season no matter how much it snows...and when it doesn't snow a lot, he wins. I will get him back next year but probably not.

As we enter the last month of the first quarter things are really getting into the swing of things. And just when it seems that we don't have any distractions, here comes March Madness.  For those of you who don't have office pools or a common knowledge of sports, March Madness is the NCAA men's basketball tournament that usually starts around St. Patrick's day and goes for a few weekends until the national championship.  The first weekend of the tourney is the most fun as the field gets narrowed from 64 (technically 68 with play ins) to 16.  If you are not in a bracket, get in one - it will make the tourney more interesting even if you hate basketball.

 

Countless websites offer enormous grand prizes for anyone able to fill out a perfect bracket. The reasoning behind such large, attention grabbing sums of money is because the odds are an astronomical 9,223,372,036,854,775,808 to 1. Written out, that is 9 Quintillion 223 Quadrillion 372 Trillion 36 Billion 854 Million 775 Thousand 808. And this does not include the play in games.


To take this in comparison, the odds of hitting the Mega Millions Jackpot are "only" 1 in 258,890,850(258 million) and the odds of hitting the Power Ball are slightly lower at 175,223,510. Heck, the odds of getting struck by lightning in any given year are only 1 in 700,000. Needless to say there has yet to be a recordable perfect bracket.

 

Go Boilers!

 

 

 

 

 

 

To be clear, this is San Antonio, not Chicago.

 

 

 

 

 

This is Chicago.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Microsoft 365. Getting better...

Introducing the new Microsoft 365 app

 

The Office app is now the Microsoft 365 app, your home to find, create, and share your ideas—all in one place. Check out the exciting updates at Microsoft365.com, download the Microsoft 365 mobile app on both Google Play and the Apple App Store, and install the Microsoft 365 app on your desktop here.

 

Learn more.

 

 

Guess the Location Game

Last month the winner of the guess the location game was
John Kennedy who guessed the right answer.  I appreciate all of the participation.  THANKS FOR PLAYING!

 

 

 

 

ANSWER: Moscow, Russia

 

 

 

 

 

 

"This monumental public space is right in the heart of the capital of this country.  The length of this area is equivalent to more than 3 football fields, and the center of the country's long history. "

 

Moscow holds a spacial place in the World’s Imagination. Opulent, breathtaking and Grandiose, Moscow has been at the epicenter of some of the history’s most pivotal moments. Moscow brags about the stories of triumphs, tragedy, and innovation and echoes the stories of legendary Tsars and literary great political revolution and international space race that changed the world forever. Today Moscow is thoroughly modern and has a population over 11 million. Moscow is one of the world’s highest concentration of Billionaires. It boasts Red Square, a perfect place to let you know the Moscow’s Past.

 

Moscow has got its name from the river that runs through it, the Moskva. “Moscow” meant “wet.”

 

Truly the heart and soul of Russia, the Red Square is the most popular spot in Moscow. It speaks a lot about the long and fascinating history of the country. Popularly, it was also known as ‘Fire Square’, reflecting the number of times medieval Moscow burned. The Red Square is a fascinating site of fierce fighting and brutal history; remarkably a must visit in Moscow.

 

Moscow is the largest European city having an area of 2511 square km and with a population of 12 million. This is usually the population of various countries such as Norway and Switzerland. Technically, Moscow is so huge that it deserves all rights to be a country.

 

Moscow boasts one of the largest numbers of billionaires in the world. According to the Forbes, there are 84 billionaires in the city with the total wealth of 367 billion dollars.

 

Kremlin, an ancient fortress in Moscow, was built around 1331 and is today used as the residence of the Russian president. It is a significant historic building in the city.

 

In Moscow, there are seven buildings that look exactly the same. They are two hotels, two administrative buildings, two blocks of flats, and the Moscow State University. Interestingly, they are called “Stalin’s skyscrapers” or the “Seven Sisters.” These buildings are

1. Moscow State University

2. Hotel Ukraina

3. Ministry of Foreign Affairs

4. Leningradskaya Hotel

5. Kotelnicheskaya Embankment Building

6. Kudrinskaya Square Building

7. Red Gates Administrative Building

The Moscow Metro is considered as the most beautiful underground on the earth. It’s not just a convenient way to move around the city, but also is one of its main sights, a cultural spot, where even guided tours are held annually.

 

Moscow is the city of beautiful parks with no less than 120 garden squares in total. It is a green city with 40 percent of its territory covered by greenery.

 

There is a huge myth about the brutally cold weather in Moscow, Russia. This is not correct. The climate is temperate. The city has the mild summer season.

 

Moscow has recorded the lowest unemployment rate in Russia that is 1% as compared to the national figure of 7%. Thus, it makes Moscow a great city for finding employment.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Entertaining Dining Critic ~ 4 minutes

 

 

 

 

 

An American in Moscow ~3 minutes

 

 

 

 

 

Moscow Nightlife ~2 minutes

 

 

 

 

Well this is Random...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Having fun while passed out...

 

 

 

 

Mesmerizing Sound Machine...

 

 

 

 

4 minutes

 

 

Can Opener Bridge

 

 

 

 

Damage incoming ~ 6 minutes (don't laugh)

 

 

Oh.  I see where that came from.

 

 

 

 

Early aircraft throttles had a ball on the end of it, in order to go full throttle the pilot had to push the throttle all the way forward into the wall of the instrument panel. Hence "balls to the wall" for going very fast. And now you know the rest of the story.

 

During WWII, U.S. Airplanes were armed with belts of ammo, which they would shoot during dogfights and on strafing runs. These belts were folded into the wing compartments that fed their machine guns. These belts measured 27 feet and contained hundreds of cartridges. Often times, the pilots would return from their missions having expended all of their bullets on various targets. They would say, "I gave them the whole nine yards," meaning they used up all of their ammunition.

 

In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington have him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs are 'limbs,' therefore painting them would cost the buyer more. Hence the expression, 'Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.' (Artists know hands and arms are more difficult to paint.)

 

 

 

Fun Stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stick the landing

 

 

 

 

~3 minutes

 

 

Edgy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More Edgy Stuff...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Perfect Egg

 

 

 

 

Six and a half minutes. Not six. Not seven. Six minutes and 30 seconds.

This makes me sound like an engineer but I am not. I find that six-minute eggs have a touch of translucent white (gross), and seven-minute eggs have a bit of cooked yolk (bummer). Splitting the difference yields exactly the egg we want luxuriating in a noodle dish, accentuating a burger or getting cozy with soft grits. 

So, yeah: Six and a half minutes. You’re welcome.

Ingredients

8 large free range eggs of your preference.

The Technique 

Step 1 

Bring a large saucepan of water to a boil over medium-high. (A 2-quart saucepan should be large enough for up to 8 eggs.) 

Step 2 

Carefully lower eggs into water using a slotted spoon. Cook 6 ½ minutes, maintaining a gentle boil. 

Step 3 

Transfer to an ice bath or very cold water and chill until eggs are just slightly warm, about 2 minutes—this stops the eggs from cooking further and makes them easier to peel. 

Step 4 

Gently crack eggs all over and peel, starting from the fattest end containing the air pocket. Eat immediately, or refrigerate if not using right away. 

Do ahead: Soft-boiled eggs can be cooked and peeled up to 3 days ahead. Cover and chill. Heat in simmering water for 1 minute before serving if desired.

 

 

 

 

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