Friday, April 28, 2023

Through the Keyhole - May 2023

 

 

Through the Keyhole

MAY 2023

Take a break from your day...

Not your typical company OR newsletter

 

 

 

"This landmark is no longer standing as it was torn down years ago.  However, it is one hotel of many who struggled (s) in this town.  From a one horse town in the 50's to the bustling city of nearly 3 million.  It's hot here from now until October.  Extra points for naming the former hotel. "

Can you guess the location?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TURNkey turns 27 years old!  Congrats!

Last month, TURNkey celebrated its 27th birthday.  Congrats to everyone who has had a hand in our success and a big thank you to all of our customers. 

 

There are a few principals we stand upon but none greater than the Golden Rule - Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.  It really is a simple rule and yet sometimes hard to live by.  However, that simple principle is the foundation of the company and frankly, a civil society.  The Golden Rule transcends all religions, creeds and colors. 

 

Happy Birthday TURNkey!  Cheers to many more.

 

Many people have asked me about my allusion to a 13 month calendar.  As such, I did a little more research and have the following for you...

 

The King of France, Charles IX, instituted the Gregorian calendar switch in 1564. Foremost was beginning the New Year on January 1st instead of on April 1st. Problem was 16th century communications were not what they are today. Of course, given the state of the current Twittering world, that may have been a good thing.

 

Word of the calendar change took several months, even years, to make its way around Europe and beyond. Not surprisingly, there were those who resisted the change, and instead preferred to maintain the status quo, which included celebrating a new year beginning March 25 and culminating on April 1. Just imagine New Year’s Eve lasting eight days. Sounds a lot like Mardi Gras to me.

Those who refused to honor January 1 as the beginning of the New Year and instead continued to use the April 1 demarcation became known as April Fools for their obstinacy and resistance to change. As the lore goes, April 1 was dubbed April Fools Day for those who clung to their old ways.

 

Those poor fools, excuse the pun, who refused to accept the new calendar were sent off on ridiculous errands and were made the butt of practical jokes, like sticking signs on their backs that said “kick me.” It reminded me of those good old school days.

 

Perhaps because it took so long for the new calendar to be accepted, the practice of nonsense on April 1st became an annual event. The silliness gradually found its way to both the British and French colonies in America.

 

Apparently traditions, whether good or bad, die hard. 

 

I am sure there is way more to it but it is interesting nonetheless.

 

Oh and Happy Birthday Dan O'Brien.  Cheers!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prediction for 2023 Cloud Computing

Article from Forbes...(are those clouds?)

 

For many organizations, the focus on the cloud space in 2023 will be firmly on "taming cloud chaos." This will take place as we work on getting to grips with the ever more complex ecosystems of public, private, hybrid, and multi-cloud solutions that make up the average enterprise tech stack. In fact, Deloitte tells us that 85 percent of businesses are using at least two cloud platforms, and 25 percent are using as many as five. While this heterogenous mix of tools and platforms can often result in all the flexibility and options that we need, it can lead to businesses failing to fully leverage the full range of benefits they have at their disposal, as well as the creation of unnecessary expense.

 

When I spoke with Mike Bechtel about this trend, he told me he likes to use an analogy connected to the days of cord-cutting away from cable TV services.

“Remember the early days of streaming? The value proposition was … I could lower my bill and get most of what I wanted in this simple new interface. Well, if you think about … the last ten years of the streaming revolution … you had two streaming services, then four, then eight … it’s confusing and I wish TV was easy like it used to be … and the cost arbitrage has lessened because the added cost of all these streaming services is approaching what we used to pay for the big cable bill!”

 

The solution, Deloitte's report suggests, is a "layer of abstraction and automation" that sits above the tangled cloud ecosystem, providing an overview in the form of unified dashboards and control panels – a solution sometimes referred to as "supercloud" or "sky computing." This will be delivered in line with a paradigm that the report terms "simplicity as a service."

 

We will see what happens...

 

Full article here

 

 

 

Guess the Location Game

Last month the winner of the guess the location game was
Brian O'Shaughnessy who guessed the right answer.  I appreciate all of the participation.  THANKS FOR PLAYING!

 

 

 

 

ANSWER: Nashville, TN

 

 

 

 

 

 

"With an amazing music scene, this town is teeming with things to do.  From music, to food, to the friendly people, you will not be disappointed.  Quite possibly the second most musical city to Los Angeles.  Get your boots on and get on that dance floor."

 

 

Nashville is one of the top tourism spots in the country–and the world, for that matter. And it’s for good reason. Aside from being a music mecca, it’s teeming with cultural landmarks, outdoor activities, amazing food, professional sports, and other things to do that make Nashville truly unique. It’s a big city with small-town roots and southern hospitality. Whatever interests you, you can find it in Music City.        

 

Nashville is more than bars and music; It’s a city that allows you to choose your own adventure. Whether you’re a foodie or a history buff, whether you’re traveling with a date or your whole family, the city boasts a little something for everyone.

CULINARY ADVENTURES

Unique and delicious restaurants can be found in every Nashville neighborhood. Whether you’re seeking a southern meal or want to indulge in Michelin-starred cuisine, Nashville;s food scene won’t leave you hungry.

OUTDOORSY EXPLORATION

Its mild weather and rolling hills make Nashville a great spot for outdoor activities like hiking, biking, climbing, and water sports, whether you’re a casual enthusiast or someone more skilled.

ART, CULTURE & HISTORY EXPERIENCES

Founded in 1806, Nashville has been home to presidents, played a role in the Civil Rights movement, been a hotbed of musical history, and even claimed a place in pop culture. Take in Nashville’s history at the many art museums, festivals, tours, and historical sites around town.

ROMANTIC THINGS TO DO

Music City is the perfect place for couples, whether you’re looking for romance or just wanting to create some fun memories together.

FAMILY-FRIENDLY FUN

Nashville offers fun for the whole family. Visit one of the city’s many attractions, explore the outdoors, and share a delicious meal. There’s something for every age to enjoy.

AND OF COURSE, THE MUSIC

When you think Nashville, you think music. It’s the home of country, the birthplace of bluegrass, and a hot spot for indie, rock, hip hop, and other musical genres. With live music everywhere you turn, it’s no surprise this place is called Music City.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Evening BBQ tour ~ 2 minutes

 

 

 

 

 

Helicopter tour ~2 minutes

 

 

 

 

 

Dierks Bentley's Bar ~1 minute

 

 

 

 

Well this is Random...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Move over Electric Vehicles...

 

 

 

 

The Lion Whisperer...

 

 

 

 

6 minutes

 

 

Very Cool Tailgate EV

 

 

 

 

All this can be yours ~ 2 minutes

 

 

The other John Kennedy speaks...

 

 

 

 

* 1.  I BELIEVE AMERICA WAS FOUNDED BY GENIUSES BUT IS NOW RUN BY IDIOTS.
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2.  I BELIEVE YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID, BUT YOU CAN VOTE THEM OUT OF OFFICE.
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3.  WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD OF ANYONE TRYING TO SNEAK INTO CHINA?
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4.  AMERICA IS SO GREAT THAT PEOPLE WHO HATE IT, REFUSE TO LEAVE.
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5.   I BELIEVE EXERCISE MAKES YOU LOOK BETTER NAKED.  BUT SO DOES ALCOHOL.
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6.  WELFARE SHOULD BE A BRIDGE, NOT A PARKING LOT.
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7.  WEAKNESS INVITES THE WOLVES.
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8.  WE MUST ARM FOR PEACE.
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9.  WE DON’T HAVE A GUN CONTROL PROBLEM. WE HAVE AN IDIOT CONTROL PROBLEM,         
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10.  FREE ADVICE FRIENDS, IF GOVERNMENT TELLS YOU NOT TO BUY A GUN, BUY TWO.
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11.  I BELIEVE IF YOU HATE POLICE OFFICERS, THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE IN TROUBLE, CALL A CRACK-HEAD.
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12.  HERE’S A FREE TIP, COPS WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE IF YOU DON'T DO STUPID THINGS.
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13.  I BELIEVE WE NEED AN ELECTION DAY, NOT AN ELECTION MONTH.
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14.  I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO PROVE WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE WHEN YOU VOTE.
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15.  I BELIEVE 400,000 BODIES BURIED AT ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY IS THE REASON YOU SHOULD STAND FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM.
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16.  I BELIEVE THE WATER WON’T CLEAR TILL YOU GET THE PIGS OUT OF THE CREEK.
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17.  I BELIEVE LOVE IS THE ANSWER, BUT YOU SHOULD OWN A GUN, JUST IN CASE.

 

 

 

 

Fun Stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Squirrel Feeder

 

 

 

 

~ 2 minutes

 

 

Edgy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More Edgy Stuff...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oriental Chicken Salad 
(can I say that anymore?)

 

 

 

 

Ingredients

For the Salad:

·     5 cups chopped romaine lettuce about 1 head

·     1 1/2 cups shredded red cabbage

·     1 1/2 cups shredded carrots

·     8 chicken cutlets grilled and generously seasoned (or breaded and fried)

·     1/3 cup toasted sliced almonds

·     1/3 cup chow mein noodles

·     2 green onions chopped

For the Dressing:

·     1/2 cup nonfat plain Greek yogurt

·     2 tablespoons hone

·     1 tablespoon rice vinegar

·     2 teaspoons dijon mustard

·     1/4 teaspoon sesame oil

·     1/8 teaspoon kosher salt

·     1-2 tablespoons nonfat milk if necessary

·     Prepare the dressing: In a small bowl or large measuring cup, combine the Greek yogurt, honey, vinegar, mustard, sesame oil, and salt. Taste and add more salt as desired. If the dressing is too thick for your liking, stir in 1 to 2 tablespoons milk, until the desired consistency is reached.

·     In a large mixing bowl, toss the romaine, red cabbage, and carrots. Arrange the chicken tenders on top. Drizzle with the dressing. Sprinkle with the chow mein noodles, almonds, and green onion. Enjoy immediately.

 

 

 

 

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